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Xanga Strikes Back

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:39:00 GMT

Or does she?

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 23:07:19 GMT

The Epillion of King Wulfgee

by Justin Bustin’ Gaines

Perhaps you know a great hero

But listen now to me: there never has been

Nor ever will be a hero so great

As the King Wulfgee. While still have I patience

I’ll tell you a tale of Wulfgee, the wolf,

And the wily whale. Many a year

so long ago in the township of Geat

A challenge was given, an epic feat:

“Kill the wolf who threatens Gromeed,

And cast its corpse to the entombing sea!”

Hastily one acquiesced (yet ‘twas not Wulfgee)

Nodded his head and answered the plea.

Brave and bold, this man with a slave,

But the hero Wulfgee, bolder and braver

Grappled the fool, and slew his slave.

“I am Wulfgee, King of the West

‘Twill be I who’s champ, for I am best.

With that he left, strode through the town,

Taunted the townspeople, sacked Gromeed

And left with a frown. Nowhere was the wolf

Anywhere found—no moor nor even

A hole in the ground. But then at last

Near a cliff by the sea, the wolf was seen

By the hero Wulfgee. With a violent yell

He walloped the wolf and down it fell.

But all of a sudden, the cliff cruelly crackled,

Wulfgee and wolf, the sea they smackled.

Determined was Wulfgee, to not end his tale,

Sadly, alas, there waited this whale.

Too quick came the gulp, not a chance to flee—

Down Wulgee went to the depths of the sea.

Too proud was Wulfgee to admit to be bested

He fought for a year, but still was digested.

Must...keep...site...going...

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 00:35:51 GMT

Xanga just keeps living! It's immortal. If somebody crucifies my page and it resurrects 3 days later, I think we got ourselves a religon. Call it, Xangism. Sounds Eastern. Oh well, a Latin Quote for ya:

Tu, mi amice, asinus es, sed amicus asinorum quoque es asinus. Ergo, vivete! Ergo, amate! Ergo, constituete mihi cenam, nunc!

Been A Long While

Sat, 07 Oct 2006 19:20:49 GMT

Anyway, random thought:

N. Korea: Yeah! Let's test some nukes!

UN: Hey now! That's not cool. If you do that, well then, uh... we're gonna... gonna... gonna give you some more sanctions...or something...

I think a better response would be: Hey! That sounds like a good idea! If you're gonna test nukes in place, I guess we'll just hafta test our bombs in North Korea too!

BACK

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:32:00 GMT

I'm back from GSP. And in school. And doing XC. It's hard. I am slow and lazy. But I try. I actually beat some people. It was cool.

Question!

Fri, 07 Jul 2006 18:55:56 GMT

Is a cold war beneficial to the economy? If so, whose?

Mail Me at GSP!

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 15:54:28 GMT

I'm going to the beach tomorrow for a week and after that it's off to GSP for FIVE WEEKS. I'm gonna be at Centre. People should mail me... otherwise I won't come back. Here's the address. Just write this on the envelope.

Justin Gaines, Centre College, c/o Governor's Scholars Program, 600 W. Walnut Street, Danville, KY 40422

I don't really know what "c/o" means. I hope its not important. Oh well. If I can find some stamps I'll email everybody back.

Zarqawi = PWNED

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 16:18:07 GMT

Zarqawi got dominated today by some l337 F16's today. Way to go military. A CNN picture taken shortly after the bombing today confirms the report to a reasonable degree:

My ER Trip

Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:43:05 GMT

this is about my ER trip yesterday at 230 AM. no, it wasnt an acid trip. sorry. but it was close. i got a really bad sunburn for laying out for like 2 hrs with some babes at the pool... woot woot.... but yea i got burned really bad. 2 days later at 230 AM my back all of sudden feels like its being stung by these immortal and quite persistant bees. this went on for 2hrs. it was so painful i broke the bathroom door and had to go to the ER. my mom complained about the money the whole time. she didnt for once think about my horrifying pain. whatever. my back still hurts but they gave me some creme to put on it. its somewhat better now.

BTW i'm going to CENTRE college for GSP

my major is russian language and culture

pretty neat i guess.................i hope russian food is good...that hasta be part of the culture

Yum

Wed, 31 May 2006 21:24:38 GMT

It's gonna rain soon. My neighbor ruined a perfectly decent dog walk. How? She followed me. She has a creepy voice and asks random questions and knows more about my plans for the summer than I do. She's the biggest gossip on the block and has a horribly gay white dog with curly hair. I tried to dodge her. It didn't work. Finally I just ran away.